erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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