P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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