Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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