I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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