i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
