genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Swine flu is the new snow day.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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