butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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