Little spoons don't ask big questions
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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