bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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