Its about making memories worth repressing
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
