I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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