I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
porn star boner night. come get it.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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