Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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