we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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