There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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