There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
