it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
even my farts smell like vagina
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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