hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
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Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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