if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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