so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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