someone get that fucking seahorse.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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