They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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