Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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