South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He did a backflip because drugs
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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