But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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