is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Randomize
