Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
