Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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