just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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