This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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