You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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