At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think I sprained my soul last night
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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