I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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