so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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