Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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