i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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