i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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