Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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