Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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