Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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