I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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