dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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