I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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