all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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