I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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