So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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