well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
