there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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