I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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