Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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