Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
two words...techno handjob
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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